You Know It's Summer In Your Hood (Workplace) When....

• People are BBQ-ing at the cemetary down the street.
• Ill-fitting clothes replace respectable workwear on employees.
• A man with a Kroger bag on his head hangs out by the tree outside your office window.
• Hot dog bike-man cruises the lot once, then gets shut down by the corporation.
• People don't fight you as much for prime parking spots - I mean, they're lazy, but not as lazy as usual.
• I go out twice a day for Sahm's iced tea.
• Indiana Black Expo comes to town and you're working your booth all weekend. While you're at your booth, you see:

1. Flava Flav.

2. A man with a "sexy bitch" tank top on.

3. A woman with a glittery top of which her boobs are falling out and she's wearing coochie cutters.

4. An all-senior citizen exercise/dance troupe do a routine in scantily clad garments to "I like to move it...move it."