Swerve-y McSwervepants

Today as I was cruising out to grab some grub at Qdoba, I noticed that the nice weather brought all the crazys, aka Jennie's boos, out. On my ride back, I noticed a middle-aged white man in a mini-van talking on his phone (of course) and swerving in and out of traffic. He almost nailed me and a few others. At a traffic light I pulled up behind him and much to my delight he had a "How's My Driving?" sign on his bumper. So at the next stop I pulled up to his left and he looked over. I did the "roll it down buddy" motion and when he did I said "Not So Well!" He looked confused and yelled "Not So Well What?" "Your Driving...Not So Good!" said I. He gave me a weird look and barreled through the traffic light...but I felt satisfied. Jennie would have killed me but I am sure Sarah would have been quite proud.

Additionally, I found this: www.baddriving.com on the web where you can report bad drivers and shitty parkers. It's European - leave it to them to find humor in bad driving, since they're some of the worst drivers ever. It is tre' humorous...almost as much as moi.