Head Start Kids Are Funny

Today Robin and I went to a couple Head Start locations to read Asthma stories and make projects. While waiting at the Wyandotte Center I noticed that a large story had been posted on the door. It was called "SpongeBob and the Lion". We read it out loud and were laughing so hard, I had to ask the teacher about it. Apparently, the kids do a story project once a week where one child starts the story and the others continue it. The teacher writes down the stories and posts them outside their classroom door once a week for others to see. I loved this story so much, she actually gave me a copy. You wouldn't be able to see it if I scanned it, so I'll just type it out for you. This is the time I actually appreciate the humor of 3 year olds.

SpongeBob and the Lion

SpongeBob and Dick Cheney the Lion were at the park. They played on the slide. They slid down on their backs, then they went to Chuck E. Cheese.

SpongeBob and Dick Cheney went on the slide and they talked to Chuck E. on the phone. He told them to go to Grandma's house to eat pizza. SpongeBob and Dick Cheney the Lion went on an airplane. It crashed into another airplane. They jumped out. Then SpongeBob and Dick Cheney woke up. They were dreaming. They got up and ate noodles.