Cork It

Dear intern on the 3rd floor:

We've been over this before - I do not care about your latest boo, your pretend writing of non-existent HIV grants, your pseudo-christian lifestyle, your incessant need to be noticed by the higher-ups at our corporation, or your skin condition. Please just go in your undeserved office and shut the door - perhaps with your head still hanging halfway out. Or better yet, climb in one of those new recycle bins and shut the lid...I'll be along with some super glue for your mouth later.

Love Always,

April