My Own Version of the "Get to Know You" Quiz

For longer than I care to recall, I've been receiving these email forwards from people that ask a bunch of random questions in order to 'get to know you' better. Most of these questions are so "vanilla" they make me question the sender's sanity. I mean, how much can you really tell about someone based on the knowledge that their favorite color is Purple and they prefer cheese on their burgers? Boring. So, I've devised the following 10 questions for my own amusement and in an attempt to better get to know people. And, for your entertainment, I'll answer them as well.

1. Have you ever been streaking? Through the quad and into the gymnasium? If so, details.
Me: Sadly, I have never officially been streaking. I have taken my top off and run across the lawn, but I think you have to be totally nude for it to count as real streaking.

2. Do you prefer Gophers or Llamas?
Me: Llamas - if only for the fact they can be both petted and ridden.

3. Fill in the blank: "If you don't find _____ funny, we probably shouldn't continue to be friends.
Me: Steve Carrell

4. Please tell me a quote you've used at least twice in the last 24 hours?
Me: "There was so much ass-kissing in that room, they should have handed out Chapstick at the door."

5. Name 3 types of people you don't trust:
Me: 1. People who vote Republican. 2. People who collect stickers. 3. People who have sex with clowns.

6. If we got in your car right now - what song would be blasting at an obnoxious level?
Me: Juelz Santana "There it Go".

7. What, in your opinion, is the best sex scene in a non-x-rated movie?
Me: Tie between Maggie Gyllenhal & James Spader in "Secretary" because the spanking is extraodinary and Rob Lowe and Demi Moore in "About Last Night" for very obvious reasons - if you've seen the movie.

8. Have you ever dated or had intimate relations with someone with a criminal history?
Me: Not directly. But I once dated a guy in college whose Dad was in the mafia. Which I didn't realize until I asked why we always had a beefy, male escort who drove in a black Lincoln Town Car behind us on our dates. He later served time in a Federal prison for racketeering.

9. How many times have you used the word "boo" this week?
Me: At the very minimum - 10.

10. What is the best make-out song of all time and why?
Me: Bob Marley's "No Woman No Cry". First of all, it's a long-ass song - so you'll get a longer make-out time. Secondly, the album version is raw and gritty...and so should making out.

Now it's your turn.