Royal Dansk Cookies Are Neither Royal Nor Cookies

Today, I received some hand lotion from my Holiday Friend. Robin got a $1/freebie tin of Royal Dansk Cookies...which I highly doubt anyone Royal would eat. In fact, after investigating this evening online, I have found that Royal Dansk Cookies are only available through Dollar Stores, Office Supply Catalogs and Senior Cititzen Centers. One ounce of greatness, Robin got the Collector's Tin, not the general Dansk Tin (pictured above)...So, at least that was a bonus. Now she has a decorated tin she can store her other Secret Santa crap in. So, for those of you counting, Robin has officially received:
*A Broken Candy Cane (Which We Found Out Was a Mercy Gift from Another Co-Worker)
*A Sixer of Ho Ho Ho Cola
*A No-Name Brand Summer Sausage Set Complete with Red Plastic Handling Tray
*A Collector's Edition Tin of Royal Dansk Cookies
*2 Yellow Office Sticky Notes Reading "Secret Santa Gift"
*1 Ripped Brown Bag (Which the Summer Sausage Was In)