Dirty Hot Cowboy Love

Jennie and I recently had a date to see Brokeback Mountain at the newly opened Keystone at the Crossing Theater. They closed the old arthouse theater and replaced it with a hip new venue at Keystone - pretty snazzy. I had previously read the play and couldn't wait to see Jake and Heath get it on. No disappointments here! Aside from the fact that the movie was a beautiful love story - many things were learned. Some of which were:
1. Indianapolis is loaded with gay men - Yippee! I consider myself (and have been told) that I am quite a fag-hag...so this really brings out the best in me. There were more gays lined up for this film than teenage girls buying hoochie shorts at Abercrombie & Fitch.
2. If I had a penis - I would have had a boner. This was a phrase I uttered into Jennie's ear at the point of the movie that first showed back door action - dirty hot cowboy love.
3. You can drink at the new Indie Theater in Indy. Yes, my friends, you can get boozed and watch dirty hot cowboy love with your best girl friend...can life be any better? And, they don't serve crap beer - Nascar fans need not apply - this is the good stuff. We even noted a few gay men sharing a bottle of Charles Shaw with real glass wineglasses.
4. I don't care who you are - if we are out in the wilderness, several days without showering and all we have to eat are beans...I am not having sex with you - not even dirty hot cowboy sex. No matter how hard you try!
5. Go see it!
6. Did I mentioned the dirty hot cowboy love?