The Waiting Game

The new season of NIP/TUCK has begun, and for this I am thrilled. But what the flying fuck is up with network television? You're telling me I have to put up with "Celebrity Duets" (featuring the short, unmentionable dude from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and the lesser known Queer Eye for the Straight Guy dude) for the next two weeks until LOST premieres?
I am literally on the edge of my seat (bed) waiting to find out which castaway Kate will choose. On a recent entertainment television show members of the cast were asked about storylines. Apparently, we will find out this season what, exactly, paralyzed Locke. All this building up...and I have to watch the woman from Caroline in the City sing a cover of On the Wings of Love?
Seriously.