Spam(alot)

This is not the Monty Python musical. There are no silly dances or fluffy, evil bunnies...and sadly, there is no Holy Grail. What I am talking about irks me to the very fiber of my being - corporate email. I clear my inbox every morning to the tune of 40-60 spams. Often I check my mail at night, delete whatever comes in that evening, and still have 35 in the a.m. Today, I received a second email from "Adolf Hitler" and with that, reached my personal limit. I sent an email to CIS - Corporate Information Systems and as of yet, have not received a response. I doubt I will.

For the past year, I have tried to look past the inadequacies in our email system. I understand it is difficult to block every single add coming through - but come on. I have had five consecutive emails from "Boner Patrol" in the past four days. So what, exactly, are they blocking up there? In this organization, an email from "Satan" would not be tolerated by most and I am fairly confident it would never happen again - although it has not, because I am certain "Satan" was one of the first words they put on the spamblocker.

UPDATE: Here are some additional people who have emailed me today via my corporate email - Rotin M. Panties, Harey Ballzac, Twisted Dipstick, Longly S. Crotchsnif and Ron Erectshon.