Welcome to Target - Show Me Your Goods

Yesterday after work, I made a visit to my local Super Target for some much needed groceries. When I went in to work that day, it was chilly. When I came out, it was really warm and sunny and felt glorious. So, off went my coat.
While I was checking out, the male cashier was making small talk with me. He said something like "Oh, I am so jealous you get to go outside. I haven't been out since 9 a.m., I'll bet it's nice out". I don't know where my head was at this point - I must have been giddy from the sunshine or buzzed from the Caramel Macchiato I'd just slurped. My response - "Oh yes, it's so warm out. I think I am going to spend the rest of the day with my shirt off". Of course I meant coat! He just looked at me quizzically and smiled and said "Oh, that sounds real nice". Yah, I am sure it does. No wonder people question whether or not I am an exotic dancer in my spare time. Maybe I have a potential career in flashing. And, if I ever decide to pursue flashing - I'll get a bomb-ass coat like this.