Fun in the Workplace

A true test of whether or not you can enjoy your job is your ability to make and have fun on a regular work day. The above photograph illustrates how to do just that:
1. Find your corporation's HIPPA (Health Information Privacy Practices Act) mascot - Honey the Hippo.
2. Examine her at great lengths to determine just what you can do to her within the realm of decency.
3. Have three people - a lookout (Sarah) a first-hand accomplice (Jennie) and yourself.
4. Pull out her hair and place hair gently under her nose to make a mustache.
5. Leave the stairwell, but stay near the closest door and listen for the fun to begin.
6. Take a photo for posterity.
7. Ask if you can keep the Honey the Hippo for yourself when her run is over. This requires that you make friends in "high" places. Particularly in the Public Relations Department (thanks Pam and Rhonda).

Now - if you want to borrow Honey, she's in my office neatly tucked in a bag. I only ask that you return her in the same condition as borrowed.