Senior Citizens ♥ Me

Yesterday, I worked a Heart Alive event at the Indianapolis Senior Citizens Center. My job was to do BMI's and what Emily failed to tell me - hip and waist measurements (this means I had to put my arms around people and lean into their general groin area). I made several new senior friends - but the men in particular seemed to like me.
My new boyfriend Hugh, is about 85 years old and was wearing a lovely sweater vest and too much Lagerfeld cologne (which smelled nice, but was an overkill nonetheless).
He whispered in my ear "You're real pretty" just before I had to measure him and put my head near his crotch. I orginally asked Emily to accompany me to the Senior (Citizens) Prom - but now I think I am going with Hugh, provided he's recovered from his hip surgery in time. Sorry Emily, maybe next year. I am thinking he'll share his AARP card with me and I just can't pass up the chance for the Early Bird special.