The GWPBF - It Could Happen to You!

Almost everyone has received a GWP (perhaps a garish colored lipstick or a Ralph Lauren duffel bag) at least once in their lifetime - either by choice or (something new for me) by force. Today, I experienced a GWPBF (Gift with Purchase by Force). Here's how it all went down.

I went to Sally Beauty Supply to procure a new hairdryer. I knew exactly what I wanted and where it was. If any of you have ever been into a Sally's, getting in and getting out as fast as humanly possible is key. I grabbed the dryer and proceeded to the checkout with no one else in front of me. The cashier scans my purchase, then takes a glance at the flyer at her register to see if there was a coupon or a percentage off - which I knew there was not, but still appreciated.

Just as she is ready to bag up my item, she gives the paper another once over and says "You know what...you do get something with your purchase" Hmm, maybe it was a free bottle of hairspray or something - this was a beauty store. Much to my dismay she pulls this (see photo) from behind the counter and says "Aren't you lucky...a dancing, singing 13-inch Santa Claus!"

I knew right away I didn't want the damn thing and I also was keenly aware no one I knew would want it either. Too cheesy for me or anyone else, too many choking hazards to give to a child. So, ever so politely, I thanked her for the offer, but said I didn't need it and she could make someone else "happy" with it. Oh no...she wasn't having that. She gave me many suggestions on people in my life I could give it to. Then I told her I didn't celebrate Christmas, so it wouldn't be of use to me. Instead of just saying "okay" and putting the horrid Santa back with the others she bagged it, pushed it at me and said firmly "Well, you're stuck with it." I finished my transaction in shock and left with two large bags - only one of which I wanted.

Stuck with a free GWP? WTF? Anyone need a cheesy dancing, singing Santa? It's in my trunk.