Things I've Learned Today

1. I smell good...damn good. This was told to me by two random men in Starbucks and the barista this a.m. For all those interested in smelling as fantastic as moi, I was wearing Anne Pliska...which is an orange, vanilla, patchouli and bergmont mixed perfume.
2. The newest security guard at H&H cannot protect me. He is approximately 95 years old and judging by his movements could not step in the line of fire for me fast enough. According to Otis the building janitor and captain of the social committee, he has exactly one tooth. Otis said "When you only gots one tooth left....it be time to pull that business out and get some dentures." I said "True dat."
3. Monday night is "Gay Night" at the 38th and Meridian Starbucks. I will attempt to solicit Jennie and Pam later to go. I think we would all really enjoy ourselves and make many new male friends. If only they played club music...
4. I miss Jennie. She hasn't been in to the office the past few days and I wanted so badly to tell her that she'll always be an A plus 10 specially reserved bonus points in my eyes.
5. The Office was a re-run last week. However, this week is new and it's about Michael's birthday. Also, the show was picked up for next year with 22 new episodes. Even better - this Summer we'll be able to watch 10 mini episodes through the internet.
6. The copy gestapo at H&H hasn't had sexual relations in more than a month. I am guessing she didn't think there was anyone else in the 3rd floor bathroom when she divulged this info to her co-worker. People: please think twice about what you say in the restroom...you never know who's lurking in a stall.
7. There is another potential "hot guy" at H&H...that makes two.
8. Corporate Informations Systems at H&H can't find a way to make my Lotus INotes calendar work with Indiana's ludacris new time change...so all my appointments are effed up from now til October. I don't really blame the computer nerds, I blame our idiot governor and all Republicans.